She got it from your mama.

Boy: Cadbury! Cadbury!
Dad: No, tak boleh.
Boy: Why, Papa? Is it because adik's fat?

Subang Parade
Overheard by: Not fat.

How Ahmad hooked up with Abu's brother, Ali.

Dude hollering to another dude:Your brother's hot!

Urbanscapes 2009, KL Pac
Overheard by: BirthdayBoy

There's a surprise egg in it!

Girlfriend:...smells like dog fart and IKEA karipap.
Boyfriend, worried: Are you pregnant? Why you keep smelling weird stuff one?
Girlfriend: I don't know but now I want that karipap.

One Utama carpark, Damansara
Overheard by: M

My kind of MIOWLF.

Girl 1: So, what's ur new cat looks like?
Girl 2: Oh well, not that old, with orange streaky fur, scared of water, muka macam my mum. (laughs)
Girl 1, browsing necklaces: Your mum has orange streaky fur?

Forever 21, Pavilion KL
Overheard by: Len

That would be so.se.dap

Guy: Boom Boom Pau Panas!
Friend: Fergie flavoured pau panas, man.

Subang Parade
Overheard by: Anon

Facebook is my space!

30-Something guy on phone: I don't want to add my wife on facebook! I already see her everyday! Are you crazy?

Starbucks, Shah Alam
Overheard by: Miss Frap.

My rage is in capslock

Hot Chick: I want to control alt delete his ass.

Sunway University College, Sunway
Overheard by: Bubbletea

It's like a black and inky mask!

Tween #1: I want to stamp on my forehead!
Tween #2: Haha, on your jerawat batu!
Tween #1: Hahaha!...What?

Youth'09, PWTC
Overheard by: Ew.

Joget Taking It Slow

Boyfriend: I want to joget to Estrella
Girlfriend: Oh God

Urbanscapes 2008, KL PAC
Overheard by: I pun nak!

Local taste only, please

Toddler, pointing aimlessly at menu of western food: I wanna wantan mee!
Young mom: Hmm, you want french fries?
Toddler: Wantan Mee!
Young mom: There's no wantan mee, sayang.
Toddler, keeps pointing at menu: WANTAN MEE!

Mama Chop Papa Grill , Damansara
Overheard by: Eating Chicken Chop

Cause real life news don't need words.

Hot Girl: Urgh! I really hate writing.
Friend: But you're majoring in Writing, right?
Hot Girl: No, journalism.

Elevator, Monash University Sunway
Overheard by: Business Major.

Yes, indeed.

Guy,eating: Do you think this is real chocolate?
Girl: Yes, just like my real boobies.

Outside Borders, The Curve Mutiara Damansara
Submitted by: Double Take.

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Why Klang Valley?

Klang Valley is a 24-hour packed mad house, we’re bound to overhear something. Also because the mods live in the Klang Valley. Lembah Klang ku sayang!

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An actual conversation that you hear with your EAR. Not something from a chatroom or a comment thread. Also, a conversation that you had with someone is NOT an overheard.

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Manglish – Malaysian English – is an accepted form of english on this site. We’re not Malaysians if we can’t understand some form of Manglish. So yeah, yey with our slangs and all. Go crazy.

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